KANYE WEST DELETES ALL OF HIS TWEETS
Kanye West has deleted every single tweet on his page except one which reads “BE BACK SOON”. While this is somewhat of a tragedy, we’d like to take this moment by appreciating some of Kanye’s best tweets which can be seen below.
- “I just Fucked Kim So Hard”
- “I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle”
- “Sometimes I push the elevator close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary”
- “Man… ninjas are kind of cool… I just don’t know any personally.”
- “I would like to thank Julius Caesar for originating my hairstyle”
- “Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on”
- “I know everybody at Rolling Stone had one question on there mind… and the answer is… yes, the shoes are Dreis”
- “I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuugh”
- “Sometimes I get emotional over fonts”
- “I make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!”
- “Never do coke with an intern … they may not be 21”
- “She asked when is fashion week…. uuuum… I thought it was every week??!!”
- “My favorite unit of measurement is ‘a shit load.’”
- “hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah aaand 140”
- “No seriously … I said my teeth are real diamonds… these are not fronts… I replaced my bottom row of teeth with diamonds”
- “ASS ON THE FLOOR”
- “You can basically say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end”
- “I have started a new company and I’m so excited about the name…. it’s got the best name ever of all companies of all time!!!….”
- “I just threw some kazoo on this bitch”
- “I love commercial art!!! I know that sounds like an oxy moron and if I spelled that wrong I just sound like a moron lol!!! “
- “ Imma make a book of my tweets.. tweetbook “
- “Don’t you hate when people clap to loud in the car…it’s like yo this is a closed area.. your clapping is waaay to loud!!! hahahahahaaa”
- “I make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!”
- “I always misspell genius SMH! The irony! “
- “I think it’s only ok for a dude to call you baby if they’re a Hollywood agent and you kind of cringe when they say it or if yall hooping”
- “There is no astronaut training for celebrity…even though this whole life is so outer space!”
- “You can’t look at a glass half full or empty if it’s overflowing”
- “How much is a shit load exactly? I’m assuming it’s more than a piss load.”
- “Is illuminati and devil worshipping like the same thing…do they have a social network that celebs can sign up for? “
- “Classical music is tight yo “
- “Why Halloween bring out girls inner hoe…I was sposed to type freak but I just typed what I really meant instead. LOL”
- “NO ALCOHOL BEFORE TATTOOS”
- “I meant to capitalize Christ…fuuuuuuck I’m going to hell now…lol!!! “
- “Boyfriends are like rush hour traffic…ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING WAY! “
- “I ordered the salmon medium instead of medium well I didn’t want to ruin the magic”
- “Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference…not until I get the table though”
- “I’m just tryna keep it symmetrical”
- “sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary”
- “Hotel robe got me feeling like a Sheik”
- “French fries are the Devil”
- “I love me”
- “I didn’t know Howie Mandel was part of Train”
- “I don’t ever watch dramas on a plane…I don’t be wanting to reflect “
- “Man…whatever happened to my antique fish tank?”
- “I’m sorry Taylor”
- “I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh”
- “I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle”
- “Room service uuuuugh! I hate when I order fruit and I can taste the other food they cut with the same knife. Beef flavored pineapples”
- “You may be talented, but you’re not Kanye West”
