MODEST REVIEWS by Phil: Katy Perry: Part of Me (Boobs, 2012)
(*Disclaimer: I have not seen this movie.)
This movie sucks.
If you pay money to see this movie, then you are whats wrong with society. You’re the reason banks feel validated in siphoning money out of the economy so you become poor and die. I can’t say that I blame them anymore.
This movie is directed by reality TV show producers. These people make a living pumping out visual garbage for mind-melting consumption at a massive level. These are the same people who brought you Justin Beiber: Never Say Never.
The themes are the same: Never stop chasing your dreams because they come true! This is easy for two Disney cash-cows to say. Unfortunately for the rest of us, dreams actually don’t come true, and most of us will have to make a living working very hard for very little money/recognition.
This is why these films are trash. They want you to sympathize with the rich, famous, and slightly talented. They try to talk about how hard Katy (pictured above) had to work to become what she is, because obviously the scientists at CERN have just been sitting around jacking off all day.
It’s a crying shame that shitty documentaries with no substance whatsoever like this get international distribution, and all the great things that scientists and average people alike do for the human race go largely unnoticed because they aren’t an over-marketed pair of tits with a microphone.
I’d rather eat Oprah’s liposuction leftovers. 1 out of 10.»Jul. 11 @ 12:18AM | 150 notes